Obviously shit faced guy I already want to punch.
Hell no, you are not driving me anywhere.
Just know now, I am having an amazing time all weekend. Tumblr is just the place I say the things I can’t say out loud sometimes. And those things are often negative.
The one guy I didn’t want to come along with us this weekend is already annoying me. Big surprise.
Apparently I drove over a piece of blown out tire that knocked my alternator belt loose when it bounced up underneath my car. So I’m at a shop near the Florida Alabama border right now hoping they can fix it for me. FML. I should be drunk on the beach surrounded by hot guys already.