January 2010
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December 2009
Cameron's Top 9 of 09
In no particular order here are what I consider to be the top nine big things that happened to me, I changed about myself or I realized.
Coming Out - only person left to tell is my Dad and talking to him is my 2010 New Years Resolution
Loosing my Virginity - Im finally a Man
Living in London - where I plan on living later in life
Going Vegetarian - because the meat industry is wasteful and...
My Mom
She was surprised today at lunch when I told everyone I was going back on the 2nd (thats been my plan since before Christmas). She looked at me and said “But we havent done anything.” I dont know what she thinks all that family obligation holiday time was.
I think Camo Guys Date at the Taco Mac is Pregnant...
I’m watching a stereotype.
I'm at Taco Mac and a Man at Another Table is...
Get me out of the South NOW!
“Get all pro-homosexual and pro-promiscuity programs, literature, teachers, and counselors out of every school now. Remove “gay” clubs, Planned Parenthood at health fairs, and GLSEN- PFLAG- SIECUS activists. Cease all condom demonstrations, abortion referrals, on-site birth control dispensing, sexual orientation affirmation, and messing with children’s hearts, minds and bodies. Demand that...
Today I . . .
Woke up, bummed a ride home, found out I can get motion sick after a night of drinking, got home, passed out, and woke up several hours later. I think my body knew to be preparing for tomorrow. I dont know my New Years plans yet, but knowing me and my friends it’ll be a shit show.
High School Friend Party
I feel like my gay ass stands out so much at these sort of frattastic events.
WatchI know this has been out a few weeks now but its so fucking funny.
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FormSpring Reply Time
WHY DO YOU COPY MEEEE??
Not copied, inspired by.
I found you on Facebook. I felt it would be too creep to follow. End.
Oh God. I have an internet stalker. If by follow you mean friend me on FB then I dont think it would be creepy, but I keep FB for people I know from Real Life. If by follow you mean follow me on Tumblr, then go ahead. In fact I prefer that people follow me through Tumblr as...
It's Time to Fire TSA →
All the TSA seems to be doing is make flying more uncomfortable and annoying. I dont feel safer when I go through all that security. And these recent policies do send the message “We cant stop a bomb getting on your plane, but we can control where it goes off.”
Whats the point of trying to sleep in when...
Your loud teenage sister has invited friends over
You have two dogs
The doorbell drives the dogs crazy
And your mom needs to come in your room to tell you she got vegetarian Mexican food for you at the store.
Because I do what the Internet Tells me... →
Its my first FormSpring y’all. Ask questions. I answer them. Thats how it works.
Watching Venture Bros. and FB Chatting with WBB
Its a good day. May go and watch the UGA game with my friends later, not because I care about Football but because we will be drinking.
I spent 6 hours watching True Blood with my...
Thats 1/4 of the day. I consider it a good day.
My family just got a pity invite.
To my Grandmother’s party today. We were an after thought.
Today is My Friend Leta's Family's Annual SOUP...
I have been told to bring my new copy of True Blood Season 1. I kinda hope there is tomato soup there so we can all act like its True Blood. Shut up you know that would be fun.
Nanapause
Nana: It sees hot in here is the fan on
Grandaddy: I'm fine. Are you goin through Menopause?
Uncle Kelley: Nanapause!
Grandaddy Dropped the Roast on the Floor
Thank God I’m a vegitarian this Christmas.
Watching my mom mix a Vodka Tonic
To make going to my Dad’s parent’s house easier made me feel closer to her.
Its that time of year.
The annual Cameron and Rachel Day After Christmas Returns and Gift Cards Shopping Spree.
heatherisawesome:
Baptist Conservative Grandmother who thinks Obama is the devil and Palin is God’s gift to man = Drunk Heather.
I feel your pain heather. Teabagging Uncle and conservative family that supports him = Drunk Cameron. I got through today without drinking though.
Racism
Rach: I can believe Panda Express was open today.
Grandaddy: those chinesse people they'll make tea weather or not the sun shines.
Thank GOD my mother knows to offer me a glass of...
jswizzie:
kalookalay:
thatqueeramericanboy:
kalookalay:
thatqueeramericanboy:
My immediate family I love and as much as they annoy me sometimes they are amazing. Its when we get into extended family land that I have trouble.
Are you tumbling at the damn dinner table?
Pass me the asparagus. And the bottle of Cristal.
Oh that was before dinner and we didn’t have asparagus.
NO...
My Uncle is a Teabagger
Not the fun kind. The political kind. It’s taking everything in me to NOT start a political conversation.
Thank GOD my mother knows to offer me a glass of...
kalookalay:
thatqueeramericanboy:
My immediate family I love and as much as they annoy me sometimes they are amazing. Its when we get into extended family land that I have trouble.
Are you tumbling at the damn dinner table?
Pass me the asparagus. And the bottle of Cristal.
Oh that was before dinner and we didn’t have asparagus.
Thank GOD my mother knows to offer me a glass of...
My immediate family I love and as much as they annoy me sometimes they are amazing. Its when we get into extended family land that I have trouble.
One Circle of Hell is...
Perpetually going to the grocery store to pick up missing ingredients for your mom with you grandmother driving slower than you knew possible as she tells you stories full of far too much unimportant detail about your grandfathers health and their family business. Next time a story starts “Dont tell Papa…” I’ll know it will be painful.
Had to Drive My Mom's Mom Moblie Tank of an SUV
She needed me to run errands. I hate that car. Every time I made a turn it triggered an avalanche of CD cases, papers and other crap to cascade across the cabin. The thing cant accelerate (what am I supposed to do if I get in a car chase). The sound system doesn’t get loud and all the sound comes from the front right speaker. I’m so glad my car actually works. Please never make me...
You know, when I made the conscious decision to...
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Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait →
“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?”
BAHAHAHAHAHA
