February 2010
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425 words to go
Who would have thought I would run out of things to say about Goat Fucking and Incest Kissing?
January 2010
WTF American Family Associan
“Thanks for writing me about my comments on my program regarding homosexuality. It might be worth noting that what I actually suggested is that we impose the same sanctions on those who engage in homosexual behavior as we do on those who engage in intravenous drug abuse, since both pose the same kind of risk of contracting HIV/AIDS. I’d be curious to know what you think should be done...
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If we keep having rehearsals like yesterday, I...
Im sore
derekisme:
thatqueeramericanboy:
Watching House as background noise and trying to write 1500 words about how a play with goat fucking and an incest kiss is about family. Its going to be a long Sunday.
Well, finally someone who might have it worse than me.
Now Im taking a break form that paper to write a response to my reading on The Bacchae, that seems to be mostly about ritual...
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Watching House as background noise and trying to write 1500 words about how a play with goat fucking and an incest kiss is about family. Its going to be a long Sunday.
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Smyra is Luveblogging this party
Expect reblogs when I’m functional enough to do so.
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Bacchae Rehearsal
Tied ourselves up and ran around the room
Did yoga and modern dance arm and head stands over our break
Learned 2 - 3 moves from each person that ran around the room
Learned basic contact improv
Rolled around with each other on the floor
Worked on partnered fly moves
Who needs a gym when your are running around, punching the air, rolling on the floor, picking each other up and practicing...
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WOW
I am reading for Shortcuts about the Bacchae and its talking about how ritual eating of a son by his mother is similar but really the opposite of incest. Because in incest the son is becoming a surrogate for his father, killing his father in a way. I started thinking about Hamlet and I finally get why its not a horrible idea to have Hamlet be sexually linked to Gertrude. He is trying to kill his...
They are pressure washing the side walk
jswizzie:
thatqueeramericanboy:
and the guy put the pressure washer right outside my bedroom. I swear the maintenance people here are conspiring to not let me sleep. We couldn’t do this at 12?
Maybe he has a crush on you and wants your attention.
I normally dont mind guys waking me up in the morning because they like me, but a pressure washer is not really what Im into.
They are pressure washing the side walk
and the guy put the pressure washer right outside my bedroom. I swear the maintenance people here are conspiring to not let me sleep. We couldn’t do this at 12?
There is a loud mechanical sound coming from...
This better be important or some bitch who woke me up is getting some serious evil eyes.
I have decided we need to have a Lady Gaga Party
You have to come dresses as something you might see in a Lady Gaga video. It needs to happen.
For future reference:
danielhollister:
If you email FSU with a hypothetical question about changing intended majors, they will take that as a go from you and change it on the spot, replying to your email with “Done!”
Welp, guess I’m a Music Education major now. Future generations of band students, I am your leader.
Sounds like FSU
UPS can suck it
I had to go to their warehouse to pick up my books from them since they only want to deliver things when I cant be home. I get there in the middle of the two hour lunch break. Im a little angry but whatever Im sure not a lot of people come out here to this warehouse, the guy can take a two hour break and Im probably the only person who is going to be affected by it. By the time three o’clock...
Im not super comfortable sharing this for some reason. I am so open about myself and things that involve me on this site but something about writing about my family this way makes me hesitate for just a second. But my mother just sent out an e-mail asking for prayers, so I guess that her spirit I will let my readers know whats going on and ask those of you who are prayerful to pray and send...
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I feel like an adivce columist, someone get me... →
Dear Cam: If you were sitting in a circle with 10 to 12 relative strangers, what three words would you use to describe yourself to other people to let them know what you’re about?
either “good in bed” or “dont give ashit (one word)”
Dear Cam: My name is James and I wonder if you have ever wondered what just exactly made you queer. When I was little my mom send me to...
Axe body spray.
thatguychad:
You really might as well just Windex yourself.
No Windex smells better, Axe is like bathing in Jr. High Locker Room.
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See /ask on Tumblr hasnt replaced Formspring →
Dear Cam: i would also like to be a theatre major or an art education major.
Do it. I cant speak for Art Education but know that depending on where you go to school Theatre is actually a hard major. Sure its a lot of fun and I have 4 hours of stage combat a week as a class. But I also have play analysis and theatre history, classes with a lot of reading and papers. You will have a lot of work for...
Stracht Tomorrow Night at the Movies
Wally, Natalie and I just made plans to have pizza making night. So much better.
I have not seen a movie in forever
and I am not called for Hamlet tomorrow night. Anyone in Tally up for a movie night tomorrow? And what good movies have come out lately?
Top 20 Movies by Tickets Sold
Avatar is number 1 due to inflation.
1. “Gone With the Wind” (1939) 202,044,600 2 “Star Wars” (1977) 178,119,600 3 “The Sound of Music” (1965) 142,415,400 4 “E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial” (1982) 141,854,300 5 “The Ten Commandments” (1956) 131,000,000 6 “Titanic” (1997) 128,345,900 7 “Jaws” (1975) 128,078,800 8...
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I fucking love Stage Combat
This class is the best. Its a fun work out. I get to roll around on the floor, pretend to kick the crap out of people, fake getting the shit beat out of me, and play with swords like a swashbuckling pirate. For two hours twice a week I have this as a class. Im getting credit for this.
My place has decended into madness
Its like a repressed childhood memory right now, were yelling things in horrible southern accents. A second ago we were conjugating the verb “to shank” in German and Spanish. Shanken and Shankenamos are the best.
Tonight
I made Eggplant Parmesan
Watched Obama on BET
Talked to Leta about FOX News and The State of The Union
Now Jess, Lauren and I are making a muffin cake (we dont have a muffin pan)
Repeal Dont Ask Dont Tell
Did I hear that right? He said it.
Student Loans just became an alright option
yeah cut those University Costs. Can we do this right now please.
sexartandpolitics:
Clean coal is such a fucking joke.
agreed
"I know there are some who disagree on the...
-Barak Obama
Biden laughed and a lot of Republicans guffawed.
Joe Biden's Face
Most hilarious part of this speech.
Watching State of the Union on BET
Four white kids watching Obama on BET, thats how we roll at my house.
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At first I was not bothered by dont shave for...
but now I really just want to shave. Im getting to the point where any more facial hair will officially be the most Ive ever grown. Im developing a habit thoughtfully rubbing my chin now, its weird I dont ever do that when Im clean shaven or just scruffy.
Watching the first episode of Spartacus
Its pretty much 300 with more unnecessary slow motion and worse acting and effects. And the guys arent as good looking. I think Im just going to watch porn instead of the next episode.
You Know
shakespeareismyhomeboy:
smyralou:
shakespeareismyhomeboy:
smyralou:
Considering the Degen Resource Center is only open for FOUR HOURS A DAY, you’d think they could manage to have it open on time. No such luck.
SMYRA SMASH!
Isn’t someone being paid to be there right now? I’m here and they’re not. Can I have that money?
Get a grad student. Most of them could swipe you in.
That would...
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Creepy iPhone App Update
So I decided to check back in with the creepy yet hilarious world that is Grindr. This guy whose profile said 30 but looked closer to 40 messaged me with the words “wassup” and “bro”. He also had the words “straight acting” in his description. So I told him that I find it offensive when gay men classify themselves as “straight acting”. I told him its...
SMYRA
jswizzie:
Please stop posting these things about me on Craig’s List Missed Connections. This was just too far today:
I’m ready to jump. I would scoop you up and escape these walls and windows with pictures and fences and crippling and fatiguing insinuations. I will tattoo 1789 on my face with a dull pin and a broken ball point pen. The choking and incessant conformity and belligerent...